The Expired Life of the Egyptian

The Death of the Ancient Egyptian

       Once upon a time, there was a young Egyptian with black hair and dark eyes. He had tan yellow brownish skin with a thick necklace around his neck at all times. Oh wait, all stories begin with once upon a time, but this story's ending will be different, unfortunately. There will not be any happy ending or lived happily ever after. Now, I shall continue. The Egyptian was very haughty and arrogant, but he was very clever, too. One day, an old man who was believed to practice wizardry and Satanism told him, "Kill the pharaoh. Strike his marrow with an arrow. Let his blood flow, and poison the river, it shall  and let the guards die. And so he did, but an event that was going to change his life, was rounding the corner. Master Moses came to Egypt that day. The pharaoh was a good friend of Moses and then, Master Moses took out his knife and stabbed the young Egyptian 7 times. However, the young Egyptian's friends gave him a proper burial. Then, after a week, the Egyptian's spirit was aroused. It stayed in its tomb, staring endlessly into his mirror with a knife in his hand. During the daytime, it would just fly as if it could fly to the end of the universe. Since the Egyptian's brother packed an Egyptian Book of the Dead in his coffin, the spirit stared into it and drifted to the underground. When he met the demons, he cheated them and he beat them. But there was no more cheating when he met Osiris. Sebek, the crocodile god, could already smell the evil pouring out of his body. Before anyone could stop him, he jumped up, opened up his mouth that could swallow an entire house, and chomped down on the Egyptian. He screamed in pain with his mouth open and his eyes as wide as pancakes. But there was too much evil in the Egyptian. He got up and weight himself on the scale. Everyone's eyes popped out from what they saw. The feather wasn't even touching but the Egyptian had crushed the scale. Osiris, seeing what happened, gathered his group and completely vaporized him. They were too shocked and traumatized by the evil. Finally, the world was at peace again.